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Another day, and another Agony Allan… so let me give you some more sex tips!

Today’s sex advice question is:

Hey Allan,

Thanks!

Firstly… I think I have the one random pube on my penis, but it’s mainly the upper pubic area I think you want to know about, right? If you do have a hairy penis though, get it all off now, that’s weird dude!

I know, I’m a bloke, but I’ll answer for my wife. She prefers to trim (not shave) me. I find it incredibly sexy for her to be between my legs trimming my pubes, and giving me head every so often to keep me hard. I had to have a LOT of trust in her when she first did it though, the thought of her snipping my balls was unbearable!!

Some ladies like it all off… Your cock will look extra massive with no hair around it, which is a bonus! The ladies also don’t like getting the hair in their mouth. I don’t know about you, but my pubes seem to end up everywhere! I know some ladies have the mentality, that if they are smoothly shaven, then their blokes should be too. Some ladies like a smooth shaven area because it’s more clean… but surely after your fucking or foreplay session it’s good to shower, or at least wash down with a sponge or something. Shaving does not supersede cleanliness in my mind.

I think if you resemble a cave man down there, it’s a good idea to trim and make it a bit neater for your girl, I mean she wants to suck cock and not eat pubes for dessert! Right? Just give it a try and if you are going to go the full hog and shave it all, just be aware that it fucking itches like crazy!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host

Here is todays email to Agony Allan:

I consider myself very open-minded, although I’ve never understood certain fetishes.  One of these is golden showers… I always thought it was kind of gross.  So now I’m in a mature great relationship with a great guy and he confesses he would like me to piss on his dick… I find this a turn off, but I am also about the other person’s pleasure… After some thought, I decided I am willing to try this although I don’t understand how he’s going to get off on it.  We have not done it yet.

So I have three issues…

1) I rarely have to pee during sex, but he only wants me to do this when we’re both really turned on… so how should I prepare?

2) How the heck can you give someone a golden shower anywhere but the bathtub and not make a huge mess?  He’s asking me to do this in bed (I don’t have rubber sheets) or on a sofa… and it seems like it’s going to be a clean-up nightmare… spontaneity seems not to be our friend here…

3) Any insight into this mindset?  Why does it turn on guys?  If I give in to this, is he going to ask me to shit on him next, cause I swear I would draw the line at that.

Thanks for your advice.

Thank you so much for you email, I love getting questions like this!! It excites me that you want to know my thoughts on it. Read the rest of this entry »

Agony Allan time and todays email is about ‘Blowjobs’

Hi Allan- I really love reading your posts…

Im a single 41 year old and have a new man in my life after 6 years. Before him, I would pleasure myself to RedTube all the time. It seems that any old man would just be happy to get his end away with a woman.

That’s all very well… but sometimes, just providing the ‘pussy’ isn’t enough, I want to know how to give a ‘pornstar blowjob’ or a blowjob that a man would like and enjoy! What do men really like?

Thanks Al.

Well, being able to give a good blowjob is very important, learn how to do it right and you will keep your man happy for a long time, and the chances are he will fuck you better! Your individual technique is different, it’s a bit like DNA, no two are the same, but you need to get two things right!

1) Keep your fucking teeth well away from our dicks! I know a lot of people joke about it, but it’s my pet hate and I know all the blokes on here with agree with me… Lips and tongues girls!

2) Dry mouths are no good, I’m not saying you have to spit on the dick, but wet up your mouth and make sure you have lots of saliva in your mouth.

Once you have got those two things, it doesn’t matter what you do… as long as you do SOMETHING. Ie. don’t just move up and down, experiment… lick, flick, suck… you can’t really go wrong as long as follow my advice! Once you got the basics and you are confident… experiment with hot and cold. i.e suck on a block of ice before you start sucking, and a favourite of mine, maybe warm up your mouth instead, a cup of coffee or hot tea does the trick…

Let me know how you get on! Get your questions into me about sex and porn, use this contact form.

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Another day, another Agony Allan question:

Hi Allan, I have a question. Is it alright if I can’t retract my foreskin? I can’t get it pass the head and was wondering if that matters and how I could fix it.

Thanks!

Would you believe that three of my friends have or have had the same problem, so it is very common.

Friend number one can’t retract his foreskin much at all, but feels that it doesn’t really matter, and I support him as long as it’s not giving him any pain and he’s cleaning it regularly! Who needs cock cheese? NOT ME!

Friend number two used to moan about a tight foreskin, and it being a bit painful, BUT it was during sex when he tore it that he decided to do something about it! So he has had a circumcision, which is basically an operation to have the whole of his foreskin removed. Now he is happier, he  is cleaner and enjoys sex without the pain!

Friend number three is in the same position as you, he wonders if he can get it fixed or if he should. And the answer is, if it’s causing you pain and becoming a issue then you really should go and see a doctor and find out what options they can offer. And don’t be afraid, its not going to be the first time the doc has been shown a wang! I’ve had mine out in front of the quack many a time! If it’s not causing pain, and you are sexually active (i.e fucking) and it still feels okay, why change?!

Please do let us know what you decide! If you have a question for me, then email me via the contact form!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Agony Allan is a little feature I set up on the blog as a ‘one off’, I originally just got emailed a question about sex, so answered it under the name ‘Agony Allan’… and then more emails came in and I posted replies. Agony Allan is born!

If you have a question about sex, porn or anything related… email me using the contact form, and selecting ‘Message for Allan Lake’ under the drop down! So here is today’s emails:

I’m not gonna lie, I jack off like at least 5 times a week but I’ve read it can make you smaller or last less. I’m rather worried.

P.S. Also your posts have helped me ALOT please get back to me if you have the time.

Thanks for the email, this is a common worry I think that young people have. When you get to my age and realise that you have been wanking for years, and your dick hasn’t fallen off, you will stop worrying… trust me! Masturbation is one of the most natural things to do in the world and doing it 5 times a week isn’t going to hurt you at all. When I was a teenager, I remember wanking myself silly and it did no harm to me. It’s just the same as having sex, and if you did that 5 times a week, you wouldn’t worry right?

Wanking is not going to make you last less, if anything it’s a good way of training yourself to last longer! Take your time, and learn how to hold off… then you will last longer in bed! It is definitely not going to make your dick smaller! There is 100% nothing to worry about, there is no limit on how often you should wank! Just stop if you become sore! We we’re given dicks for a reason, pissing and cumming!

I hope that helps!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!