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Once again, Agony Allan puts his wig on and gives advice to a world full of sex filled mislead humans, just like you!

So today my email reads:

Yeah, I’m a virgin and me and my girlfriend are going to have sex this weekend….

My problem is she already has had sex and I don’t know what she is going to expect from me … I was just wondering if you could help me out with some advice or tips on what to do for your first!

Thanks Allan

P.s post some more Amy Reid she is hot!!

Awww, I remember my first time in the sack, I was 18 and I had been seeing this girl for a few months, we were both virgins, and she wanted to wait until her 17^th birthday to do it. We build it up so much that it was pretty much a fucking disaster (no pun intended), we were both nervous, she was uncomfortable and when I finally stuck it in, she was screaming… in a bad way, and quite frankly the memory makes me feel ill! BUT, that’s not going to happen to you, because you have been wise, your first fuck is not with a virgin, meaning that at least one of you has some kind of clue what to do.

I take it she knows you are a virgin? In that case, she wont expect much the first time… The good thing is, there is no hymen to smash through, so she is going to enjoy this session with you. Lasting longer than 2 minutes for your first time is pretty rare, but I will give you a tip because you are young and will be able to carry this off, try to cum before you have sex, that way you will last longer during it! So, maybe during foreplay, jog off to the loo, knock one out… get yourself hard again, then come back in and pound her. You will stay hard, and you will last so much longer!

Dude, my main advice it just fucking enjoy it, and if she has more experienced, tell her to do the work and teach you… Chicks like that, they think its cute!

And as for Amy Reid, watch this space, we may have more exciting Amy Reid stuff soon!

Write back to me and let us know the out cum….. HA HA! CUM!

To ask me a question about anything sex or porn related, email me via the contact form.

Allan Lake
Your RedTube blog host!

If you need advice on sex, dicks, pussy or porn then Agony Allan is here to help:

So if you need help with anything sex related, maybe you have a problem, email the guy that has had tonnes (of problems, not sex).

Use this contact form to send a message. Remember sex and porn are fun, but always look after your wiener!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube blog host!

Here I am again, looking like a complete douche bag as I read your emails about sex! We started this the other day after receiving an email from a woman that wanted to be double penetrated, but didn’t know how to bring the subject up with her fella. After reading my reply, she has told me that she is going to write him a letter explaining her need to be fucked in both holes, and we hope to find out the result soon! Let’s be honest, it will either make her scream with pleasure or scream in heartbreak if he takes it the wrong way and walks out!

Today’s email to Agony Allan is all about having a big cock:

“My girlfriend says that I’m too big. As flattering as it sounds, its started to become an issue. We’re both in our teens and are both on our second sexual partners.

We’ve tried just having sex anyway, but that means we can only have sex like once every weekend and the condoms keep breaking.

So what should I do? Help me Allan!

This photo is me pondering one of the many questions I get sent via email from you guys each week (Ok, this photo is me trying to work out how I spent so much on my weekly grocery shop… but it still works!) . You really have put me in a position of responsibility here; I’m getting a lot of emails asking for my help, advice and my opinion. So ‘Agony Allan’ is born, if you have a question about porn, fucking, anal… Email me via our contact page.

Today’s email comes from a woman who really wants to try something different in the bedroom:

“My guy introduced me to anal. After a while and the use of jelly, I’m beginning to like it. I watch a lot of porn and try some stuff. I find that I like to watch a lot of double penetration, and fantasize about it a lot. But how do I tell him that I would like to try it, when he’s possessive and would never do it.
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