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Time for some sex advice from your favourite Agony… ME! Agony Allan! This is today’s email:

Hi Allan!

Does the pull out before you cum technique always work? How come it always works for pornstars? They don’t get pregnant?

Hey, Thanks for the message. Pornstars don’t rely on the ‘pullout technique’ to stop pregnancy! That is mainly because cum looks better on a pornstars face or tits than actually inside her where you can’t see it.

I would never rely on this stopping your girl from getting up the duff, the cumshot is one thing, but you may drip a little before the ‘BIG O’ so you need to make sure there is some sort of protection being used! If you don’t want to wear a crash helmet then make sure she is on some sort of birth control. If pornstars don’t use condoms, they use birth control, sometimes both… just in case!

If you have a question for me, perhaps you need some sex tips or sex advice, email me via my contact form!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Lets get straight down to another Agony Allan email, someone else is after some sex tips and sex advice.

Hey Allan,

This blog is awesome! I am a virgin and whenever I try to have sex with my partner I either lose my boner or cum as I enter… I tried masturbating but my wanks can’t pass three mins no matter how hard I try… I’m scared shitless. Also my penis has a downward curve. Advice pleeeeeeez!!!!!!
Love da site btw.

I guess that you are young because you are a virgin… I maybe wrong! I had the exact same problem when I used to have sex as a 18 year old…. I was so excited and would enter and then just cum, premature ejaculation is very common when young. I have some good sex tips for you though… When wanking, bring yourself right to the point of cuming, then let your hands go and don’t touch your dick! Give it ten seconds, then try it again… DON’T CUM! Do this routine until your balls just can’t last any longer. This is good training for the bedroom too, when you start to last a little longer than just entering.

My other sex tip is… Cum before sex… get a BJ… wank… do anything you can… then you should last longer in bed as your balls are not as full!

As for the not getting hard, you are just nervous. It will pass! And my dick curves like a banana, dont worry about it and take a look here, dicks are not always straight! Especially if you are a gay dude! HA HA! I’m so funny!

If you need sex tips or sex advice, contact me via my contact form… Male or Female… I want to hear from you all!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

If you need sex tips or sex advice, I am always here to help! Here is today’s email:

Dear Allan,

I love sex, I love girls, but the problem is, I’m in a wheelchair. I have been dating this girl who is the love of my life, we have been together for over 2 years. We have never tried sex but she does let me do stuff to her. I just want to know if I would be able to perform sex?

Hello and thanks for your email. Without knowing your exact disability I am not able to give exact sex advice, BUT as long as you can get hard, you can have sex! It is simple as that!

It might mean that your girlfriend has to go on top, it might be that you have to lay on your side and fuck her, but if you are anything like the guys I know that are in wheelchairs… you won’t let this obstacle get in your way. Speak to your physical therapist, tell him/her my advice and see what they think.

Your life shouldn’t be defined by your chair, espcially your sex life. Also speak with you girlfriend, find out how she feels… She may think that you are the one who is not up for sex. Let her know that you want to try it and go from there.

If you need anymore advice, feel free to email me… I am always here! Just hit me up via my contact page.

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

If you ever need sex tips or sex advice, I CAN HELP YOU! Just email me via my contact form. Here is today’s email:

Hey Allan, lately I’ve really wanted a threesome with my girlfriend and another girl. She doesn’t want to bring a third person in the bedroom, which really puts a damper on my hopes. How should I talk her into having a threesome with me?

Thanks for the email… I have something pretty controversial to say on a porn blog… You probably can’t or shouldn’t talk her into it. People should never feel pressured into things like threesomes and if she doesn’t want to do it… You are only going to make her feel uncomfortable and have negative vibes in your relationship.

If you are desperate for a threesome, then perhaps it’s time to find a new girlfriend? I’m my opinion, you shouldn’t tie yourself down in life until you have done everything you want to… You are not wrong to want a threesome, if anything… you are cool! But you can’t expect your girlfriend to agree on doing something that she really doesn’t want to!

I have a quick fix… Search ‘Threesome’ on RedTube… it will sort you out.

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Agony Allan is always here for you and your sex lives! If you need sex tips or sex advice, just email me via my contact form.

Today’s email is:

Dear Allan,

I’m sixteen years old and my girlfriend asks me to touch her G-spot when we have sex, but I don’t know where it is.

Can you help me? Thanks.

Good question and great email… Would you like me to draw you a diagram? Okay… here you go!

It’s so much easier to show you a picture than to explain, but the easiest way to find it is to put you fingers into her pussy and do a ‘come towards me’ motion. You will know when you find it because it feels smooth and she will probably make some noise!

There we go, who said diagrams are boring?!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!