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This will have you smiling so much, you will be looking like a freaking clown:

“Awww, Honey… would you mind picking that pen up off the floor for me?”… we have all tried it, just so we can get a sneaky pussy shot and bit of ass. It’s a shame that my refrigerator is so high up, the only thing I can see when my wife reaches for a beer is her tip-toes.

Send me any funny porn pics that you find online, especially if they have a nice ass in… like today’s! Contact me via my contact form.

Allan Lake
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This ass deserves some sort of award! Do AVN hand them out? Pornstar Tiffany Taylor, welcome to my blog… you hot piece of ass!

Pornstar Tiffany Taylor has a cool background, born in L.A. to a Pakistani mother and French father… she speaks three languages but most importantly the language of love, or actually more fucking.

She was ALMOST in ‘Debbie Does Dallas… Again’ but had to pull out due to a car crash! Shame, that would have got the tourist business up in Texas big time!

Another fine sexy pornstar gallery on the RedTube Blog, well done us!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Now time for a bit of ‘Ass Play’ in our game, ‘Bootyspank’! Everyone likes to slap a girls ass right? (Unless you are gay) To be honest, I’ve gone out with a few girls who have faces like a slapped ass… but that’s a whole new blog topic!! So this ass game is pretty awesome! You have to use the mouse to slap the ass as hard and fast as you can!

You are scored on how many MPH you spank the ass, I’ve never thought of a girl as a car before, imagine fucking a car!!! Man, that would result in some serious tyre burns! The best I managed is 693 mph… It leaves a nice red mark which I am very happy with My average is 500 mph… What speed do you get?

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

It’s monday, which clearly means that it is time for me to give you the results from our poll last week! But just before we do that, make sure you vote in this weeks poll… We are asking ‘Which new category you would like to see on Redtube.com?’, every vote counts, so get involved!

 
 
 
So last weeks question was ‘What’s the best thing to fuck, other than a pussy?’- and here are the results!:

* A butt hole! 59%
* Myself! 26%
* A sex toy! 9%
* A hot apple pie! 6%

Of course I am very dissapointed that the ‘American Pie’ style ‘Hot apple pie’ didn’t get more votes, but maybe all the pie fuckers out there are a little bit shy?

The winner this week is the butt hole, I would have expected masturbation with your hands (myself) to get more votes… but then again as they say ‘any hole is a goal’, so the ass hole is not a bad choice! I would love to know which sex toys guys are fucking, anyone got a ‘flesh light’ or maybe a blow up doll? Let me know! I’ve always wondered what they feel like!

Well done to our winner, the good old butt hole!! Wooop!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Need a new addiction… with a massive laugh along the way? Well get playing this game I found! ‘Who’s Badonkadonk’ will have you hooked! Basically, you are shown a celebrities ass and you have 3 options, simply work out whose butt it is!

The commentry on this will make you piss ya pants, to be honest, the least said the better, just fucking play this game as fast as you can and let me know what you think. If you don’t like it, you can have a full refund… (for legal reasons; this blog is free… so screw you).

Enjoy the booty hunting!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!