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This game is a bit like that retro ping pong… tennis game that we had in the 80′s! Remember that? Okay, just me then! It’s pretty simple to work out after you have stared at it for 3 hours like I did, thinking ‘How the fuck do I get this game to work… what do I do??? I could have had 40 wanks in the time I’ve taken to get this thing going’… Well I am proud of myself, because after pressing the help button and getting what looked like Norwegian… I worked out that it’s not the mouse you have to click, you use the ARROW KEYS!

So in this sexy game, you use those keys to split parts of the board off and make the sexy chick appear!… She’s actually more of a biker girl… And I have no idea what that dude standing behind her is trying to do!!  If you get hit by one of those weird bottle top things, you loose a life! Okay, this might not look like the worlds most exciting game, but it’s addictive and everyone likes a feisty biker girl… right?

Oh fuck off and have a wank then if you are going to be like that…

Allan Lake
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