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Agony Allan time and todays email is about ‘Blowjobs’

Hi Allan- I really love reading your posts…

Im a single 41 year old and have a new man in my life after 6 years. Before him, I would pleasure myself to RedTube all the time. It seems that any old man would just be happy to get his end away with a woman.

That’s all very well… but sometimes, just providing the ‘pussy’ isn’t enough, I want to know how to give a ‘pornstar blowjob’ or a blowjob that a man would like and enjoy! What do men really like?

Thanks Al.

Well, being able to give a good blowjob is very important, learn how to do it right and you will keep your man happy for a long time, and the chances are he will fuck you better! Your individual technique is different, it’s a bit like DNA, no two are the same, but you need to get two things right!

1) Keep your fucking teeth well away from our dicks! I know a lot of people joke about it, but it’s my pet hate and I know all the blokes on here with agree with me… Lips and tongues girls!

2) Dry mouths are no good, I’m not saying you have to spit on the dick, but wet up your mouth and make sure you have lots of saliva in your mouth.

Once you have got those two things, it doesn’t matter what you do… as long as you do SOMETHING. Ie. don’t just move up and down, experiment… lick, flick, suck… you can’t really go wrong as long as follow my advice! Once you got the basics and you are confident… experiment with hot and cold. i.e suck on a block of ice before you start sucking, and a favourite of mine, maybe warm up your mouth instead, a cup of coffee or hot tea does the trick…

Let me know how you get on! Get your questions into me about sex and porn, use this contact form.

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

It’s time to go back behind the scenes again with the guys from Viv Thomas!

Behind this professional porn site are these two crazy fuckers… Lewis and Sean! Today these dudes are organising reality porn’s first ‘Blow Job’ race! Ready… Steady… BLOW!

Check this out, only on RedTube would you find women so eager to suck off a bloke that they are racing each other. I don’t know about you, but as a bloke I am not racing to get to the end of my blowjob like these guys, if anything I am trying to make it last longer!

There is something about a warm pair of lips wrapped around my member that makes me just wanna blow straight away. But the question is, where does your women let you finish off? That’s a great topic to discuss! Does she swallow, or is she a more of a ‘finish on my tits baby’ lady?

Discuss…

And check out the guys at vivthomas.com for more reality porn!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube blog host!

Lets get all tribal on Sunday; some people like to spend their relaxing Sunday’s fishing, bird watching, bit of climbing? No? Well I like to play cannibal roulette by asking girls to suck my dick with the hope that she won’t bite the little fucker off! Don’t you just love big tits on a cannibal?… I’d prefer no teeth though!

Cannibal roulette is fun, reminded me a bit of Hannibal Lecter. He was a bit fucked wasn’t he, eating people, maybe he was aiming for eating the pussy but just couldn’t stop. I hear it’s a common problem for vampires too!

Anyway, finish of your weekend with a bit this!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube blog host!

Each week we do a very important poll on this blog, and it is beginning to shape the world of sex! I’m hoping that women are going to start looking at the results each week, and changing their ways… I’m not being sexist, we all have our roles to play, whether we like them or not. Just the other day, I was forced to go on top by my wife, even though I had planned a nice reverse cowgirl session. It’s all give and take!

Last week my question was:
After a blowjob, my girl should… and these are the results:

Swallow had a massive 67% of the vote, who likes a mess?… not me!

Let me paint her face with it! Had 25% of the votes and I think is the next best idea.

6% of you said Spit, and I think even that number is a little too high! Sick!

2% said Gargle it around a bit, then spit… which to be honest is better than just spitting!

So there we go, not very shocking, Sasha Grey in the photo above looks like she is enjoying swallowing so it must be the right thing to do, because she is a FUCKING PRO!

Please take part in the next the poll, which is live now, and I will give you the results next week!