Excuse me miss, you appear to have an elephant fucking your pussy… It happens! I had a goat try to bum me with it’s little horns before, it’s okay, I truly believe it was aiming for my balls! That is ...
RT @YouPorn: "Hodor hodor, hodor hodor hodor hodor." #GOTPickupLines16 minutes ago
Fuck others the way you would like to be fucked. #TipOfTheDay60 minutes ago
RT @forkwithmav: Sounds like a goodnight for Quaker steak and lube and redtube2 hours ago