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If only this was really true, edible tits! I would never have to go food shopping again!

I saw a pic online before of a chip that was shaped like jesus, but this to me is even more impressive… cakes shaped like perfect tits! YUMMY!!!

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Excuse me miss, you appear to have an elephant fucking your pussy…

It happens! I had a goat try to bum me with it’s little horns before, it’s okay, I truly believe it was aiming for my balls!

That is not a happy face from the woman receiving the truck, perhaps she has not slept with a black man so is not used to such big things in her knickers.

The keeper is clearly used to this elephant being kinky, he’s not doing much to stop it, perhaps they have a deal going on? The elephant warms her up, then he steps in to finish the job.

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Here is proof that Barbie wasn’t in love with Ken… Barbie is in love with big black dicks:

Ken didn’t even have a penis, trust me… I stripped my sisters Barbie and Ken enough times to know… So I totally understand why Barbie needs the feel of a real man! She is clinging onto that black dick for dear life!

Who is the chick operating the ‘TOOLS’ though? I think she must have had a really fucked up childhood if she is playing games like that!

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Today’s funny porn pic is not only funny, but really true:

I don’t think I have ever seen a penis on RedTube that I can compare mine to, they are always so much bigger, better and harder… But hey, as long as the tits and pussy are fucking awesome, I don’t care! My wife told me the other day that I have a ‘Grower, not a Shower’. I guess that’s a nice way of telling me I have a tiny cock right?

Send me your funny porn pics and we will post them on the blog! Just use my contact form to bash stuff over to me.

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It’s funny porn pic time…. My favourite time of the whole day… Except jerking off time, but it’s always jerking off time!

See, even Buzz Lightyear gets a boner! I bet this Buzz Lightyear gets sucked all the time, ‘To infinity and beyond’ as he would say! Toy Story porn is just wrong, but so funny!

If you see a funny porn pic online, send me the link via my contact form and I will share it on the blog!

Allan Lake
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