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This is a very good time to bring you a guessing game about bra sizes, it was only last night on my radio show that I played the same game with my wife, Polly. She had her tits measured yesterday because her bras were hurting, so she’s been wearing 32C for ages… and to be honest her boobs have been looking huge… I was starting to get a bit worried that I may have accidentally stuck a baby up her! So after a professional measuring, it turns out she is 30F!!! Come on!!! My life just keeps getting better and better!

I’m going to start a petition on this blog to convince her that she needs to let me take a topless photo for you guys, as it’s only fair that you see what I’m coping a feel of everyday! Comment below, I’ll make sure she reads it!

So let’s get to this game… You have to guess the celebrity’s bra size! If one thing, it teaches you that celebs have small tits! The commentary on this game is so funny! Have fun!

Allan Lake
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It’s been a while since I gave you some role-play on here, so in this role-play game you are ‘Detective Dick’ and you have a murder to solve, and some hot girls to bang too! There are a few different ending to this game, which make it more exciting!

I aways wanted to be a detective, and if the job involves banging CGI girls for a living like Dick does, then I am up for it. Read carefully and choose you options with caution, I’ve been shot twice already! Bitches!

Let me know how you get on with this role-play game!

Allan Lake
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This ‘Car Fairies’ game is the best car game I have ever, ever played in my whole life…. Granted, it’s the only one! But hey, it’s a great fucking start!

I was horrified the first couple of goes when I crashed into the blokes, but after a while I managed to get some real titty action! Let me know how you get on, this game is like a ‘drive-through’ hooters!

Allan Lake
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Need a new addiction… with a massive laugh along the way? Well get playing this game I found! ‘Who’s Badonkadonk’ will have you hooked! Basically, you are shown a celebrities ass and you have 3 options, simply work out whose butt it is!

The commentry on this will make you piss ya pants, to be honest, the least said the better, just fucking play this game as fast as you can and let me know what you think. If you don’t like it, you can have a full refund… (for legal reasons; this blog is free… so screw you).

Enjoy the booty hunting!

Allan Lake
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Are you all aware of the Kama Sutra? Well give it a bit of practice in this positions games. Use the arrow keys to position the hot babes in a place that fits… keeps on trying and you might manage to learn something from it.

I downloaded a positions app for my iPhone a few weeks back, careful that if you do the same, you don’t accidentally answer the phone when trying a position out. My mum has not looked at me in the same way since, although I guess she does think that I was asking her to ‘move your leg a bit and let me stick it in your pussy’… Sorry mum!

Play the game and let me know how you get on!

Allan Lake
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