Garfield the cat was great when I was a kid and probably the reason I grew up to be such a loud mouthed yob… He would always do the most outrageous things… Well outrageous for a cat at least! Garfield ...
Thou shall not refuse pussy! #Shakespeare450th5 minutes ago
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Whales are the proud owners of the world's largest penises. The biggest recorded whale penis was the 8-footer of a killer whale. #Fact1 hour ago