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RedTube Blog Results time! I sit here on a Tuesday with a big golden envelope, within this envelope are the results to last weeks poll… How often do you jerk off?

And the results are:

8% – I don’t! I just come here to watch!

8% – A few times a month!

26% – Couple of times a week.

58% – Most days!

Let’s break that down, the 8% that said ‘I just come here to watch’ are clearly not telling the truth or mentally insane! Sorry! But it’s true! I don’t understand anyone who can watch this stuff and not jerk off… unless you are gay! And RedTube even has some gay stuff for those guys!

The ‘a few times a month’ crowd also seems a bit far fetched, but hey, some people get a lot of sex at home… which I guess is better than wanking… I think!

I am in the 26% that said ‘Couple of times a week’… It’s hard not to get ‘hard’ when you work for this place, I do nothing but look at sexy babes all day long! And when I’m not jerking off, I’m banging my wife! Life is good!

The ‘Most days’ 58% have my total respect, That must be the younger end of our audience! When I was 16 years old, I was beating off more that ‘most days’… 10 times in one day was the most I managed! Seems a lot? But when you grew up on an island full of old people like I did, wanking is the only thing you can do!

Take part in this weeks poll now, ‘The best camera angle is’… tell me how you like to watch your porn!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Agony Allan is a little feature I set up on the blog as a ‘one off’, I originally just got emailed a question about sex, so answered it under the name ‘Agony Allan’… and then more emails came in and I posted replies. Agony Allan is born!

If you have a question about sex, porn or anything related… email me using the contact form, and selecting ‘Message for Allan Lake’ under the drop down! So here is today’s emails:

I’m not gonna lie, I jack off like at least 5 times a week but I’ve read it can make you smaller or last less. I’m rather worried.

P.S. Also your posts have helped me ALOT please get back to me if you have the time.

Thanks for the email, this is a common worry I think that young people have. When you get to my age and realise that you have been wanking for years, and your dick hasn’t fallen off, you will stop worrying… trust me! Masturbation is one of the most natural things to do in the world and doing it 5 times a week isn’t going to hurt you at all. When I was a teenager, I remember wanking myself silly and it did no harm to me. It’s just the same as having sex, and if you did that 5 times a week, you wouldn’t worry right?

Wanking is not going to make you last less, if anything it’s a good way of training yourself to last longer! Take your time, and learn how to hold off… then you will last longer in bed! It is definitely not going to make your dick smaller! There is 100% nothing to worry about, there is no limit on how often you should wank! Just stop if you become sore! We we’re given dicks for a reason, pissing and cumming!

I hope that helps!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Yes, that’s right viewers! You are watching a video of a woman sticking a toilet brush… I repeat… TOILET BRUSH, up her pussy! SOOOO much to say but so little time!

Firstly, Ouch. That must really hurt. Secondly, OUCH, that must really really hurt. Also, has the brush been used before, is it dirty? Out of all the things in the bathroom, surely you would choose something a little more penis shaped? Like maybe some shower gel, toothpaste, even a hair brush would be easier on the eye (and pussy). I also like the fact that Coldplay is playing in the background, I always did think that Chris Martin was a tool, now he is a tool to be used when wanting to stick weird shit up ya self!

To sum up this video, all I can say is SHIT, and I don’t mean the video is shit… ah you know exactly what I mean, you have just seen it too!

So today question on the RedTube blog is…What is the weirdest object you have seen being stuck inside someone? This can be pussy or ass! On Big Brother here in the UK, some female contestant stuck a whole bottle of white wine up her chuff! I was impressed. There is also that great video with the guy sticking his head up the ladies slot, although can you really call her a lady when she does things like that? (Please don’t mention the guy with the broken jam jar. I am NOT ready for that yet!)

Please comment away!

Allan
Your RedTube blog host!