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I’ve just arrived in LA and I have never seen so many fake tits in all my life! Even the woman at passport control had plastic ones… When she asked me if I had anything to declare, I had to stop myself from saying ‘my undying love for your big round titties?’

So last week on the RedTube Blog Poll we asked you about them… a very simple question… Tits, Fake or Real? And this is the result:

Real Tits…. 69%

Doesn’t Matter…. 22%

Fake Tits…. 9%

So there we have it, real tits are still the deal. But I guess we don’t mind fake tits, as long as we don’t know they are! There are some fake tits out there nowadays that look so real, so as long as I don’t know… I don’t care! Remember, knowledge is… shit sometimes!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host

Each week our poll is getting more and more votes, so thank you if you voted in the last weeks! Whether you did or not, please vote in this weeks poll, it’s the simplest thing we have ever asked… Tits…. Fake or Real!

So last week we polled you on the part of a porno that makes you spunk your load… and these are the results!

Which part of the porno vid makes you cum?

The Actual Pussy Fucking
56%

The Anal
19%

The Blowjob
15%

The Money Shot
10%
So the good old pussy is the winner, which I guess is not a big surprise, but it makes me feel a little weird that Blowjob’s make me lose my load! Second to that, the money shot does it for me, but only 10% voted for it! Maybe I’m a little bit gay and like to see cock?

In honour of the pussy, I have supplied you with some good related video! So go and bang yourself to these sexy bits of pussy!

Take part in next weeks vote, and I will report back!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host

Wooo! So forget about all of these reality TV shows like X Factor, all the different ‘Idols’, Big Brother etc etc… there is only one opinion poll that really counts! And that my friends is the ‘RedTube Blog Poll’. Before you do anything, make sure you vote in this weeks poll about which part of the porno makes you cum. You will see the poll on the right hand side of this blog!

So the results! Last week the question was, The best place to fuck is…? And the results are:

2% said they like to screw in the garden! Explain to me… the birds and the bees?

3% said they liked to fuck in the car! Never saw the appeal of this myself, too many nobs!

4% like to shag on the carpet! Shag on shag!

7% said that the best place to fuck is in the kitchen… Mind the blender!

8% on the beach, I wanna have sex on the beach… Cum on every body!

22% of you, which is big! You guys do it in the shower! Fucking cool!

BUT the most obvious and best place to fuck… 54% said the bedroom! Of course, then when you have spunked your load, it’s time to fall asleep!

Good stuff! Nice to know where you fuckers are fucking! Comment below if you have something you can tell us about screwing in strange places, or even just the bedroom!

Be sure to take part in the new poll, or I will get really angry and cut your porn supply off!! OHHHH THE POWER! Awww, as if I would dare!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Poll… “an inquiry into public opinion conducted by interviewing a random sample of people”…. When you read it like that, it sounds so intelligent, defined and with purpose. But ask Allan Lake to do a poll and you are gonna get a different result!

Each week I ‘Poll’ you on a different aspect of sex, porn and chicks! It’s about the only thing I will be doing with a pole this week!

So the last question was all about size and how you like your ladies! The results are in!

12% of you said Big… I guess because big girls try harder?

17% said Skinny, nothing but skin and bones…

and the winner is… CURVY with 71%… just like this babe!

And I am glad about that! Who needs the worry of a fat chick keeling over with a heart attack after too many McDonalds… and who needs the fear of a skinny girl fainting after not eating enough McDonalds?? Not Me, I like my girls to have natural curves and something to hold onto… Kim Kardashian can twiddle with my knobs any time!

Take part in my next poll… all about holes!

Allan Lake

Your RedTube blog Host!