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Here is another email from someone wanting sex advice from Agony Allan!

Hey Allan,

I have a strange question for your blog. Should I be worried that I think about Daniel Craig every time I have sex with my boyfriend? It sounds stupid, but I close my eyes and all I can see is him! That can’t be right?

Thanks for your great email! And this really is a great email. You think about Daniel Craig every time you fuck him? Well as long as he doesn’t know, I wouldn’t worry. It’s pretty common that we think about other people during sex… not usually all the time but I guess if you are a massive James Bond fan then that is why.

I honestly wouldn’t let it concern you, perhaps your boyfriend reminds you of him, either way… the chances are that he doesn’t always think about you during sex. On a different note, have you thought about playing dress-up? Him as Bond and you as Pussy Galore? Take your fantasy that little bit further!

If you are in need of sex tips or sex advice from me, just email via my contact form!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Time for another piece of sex advice from Agony Allan! If you need sex tips or sex advice from me, email via my contact form! This is todays email:

Hi Allan, I have a question that goes through my mind every time I have sex with my girlfriend…

HOW DO I MAKE MY GIRL SQUIRT!!??

I’ve been told that there are some things you can do, but I never heard exactly what… It’s possible as far as I know… that every girl can squirt?

Please help me out here and make my day

I don’t think every girl can squirt but I can tell you that a lot can. I somehow have the magical touch with squirting, so here are some tips that I have picked up.

Don’t try to make her squirt straight away, take your time! You want to build up massive amounts of anticipation. Tease her!! Once she’s warmed up, enter her with one finger and feel all the way around the walls of her pussy watching how she reacts to each move you make.

Now the smooth talking comes in, tell her how great she feels and that she is making you want to cum just by touching her. Then begin to touch her G spot using a ‘come here’ motion. Vary it up between long and short strokes. The G Spot will begin to swell and balloon out as she gets closer and closer to cuming.

She will begin to feel a sensation similar to her needing to piss. It isn’t piss though, it’s something much nicer! Encourage her to let it go! Some girls can squirt a lot of cum, others need a bit of practice, but the whole basis of making someone squirt relies on you teasing and building up to it! Slow and steady wins the race!

If you need a more visual aid, check our instructional video How to give women squirting orgasms!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

What times is it? Well about 8 am in the UK… but the correct answer is Agony Allan time! Today’s sex tips are about dating and this is the email I received:

Dear Allan,

I’m 30 and I haven’t had a boyfriend for 5 years. I’ve had the odd fuck, but nothing serious. I’m not sure how to get back into the dating game and would really appreciate your advice!

Thanks for the email. This is really geeky but I am a big fan of dating online… Is doesn’t have to be a paid dating site, social networking sites like Facebook are pretty awesome for finding people to love, fuck and buy you drinks! I think you need to not think of dating as a ‘big thing’, just think of it as an extension to flirting!

Don’t put all your eggs into one basket either, spread your love a little! That doesn’t mean you have to fuck around behind peoples backs, but meet lots of people and give yourself plenty of options. Don’t fall into the trap of falling for the first person you find just because you have been off the dating circuit for a while!

I hope that helps! If you want any sex tips of sex advice, email me via our contact page!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

So the other day I wrote a blog about how a guy can become a pornstar, but it appears that I underestimated how many women read this blog and also wanna get fucked for a living! Here is one of many emails I received:

Dearest Allan,

I read your blog about getting in the adult industry if you’re a man. However I am a woman, and I want to get into the adult business. I would rather avoid moving to California.  (My house here is NICE and only cost 100k.. I know I won’t find ANYTHING like that in CA. lol)

Any suggestions on how to approach companies like Vivid and such? (Also, is there a cut off age?  I look 21, but I’m 31, does that affect things?)

Thanks!

Thanks for the email, I feel bad for suggesting in my last Agony Allan blog that all girls that want to be Pornstars should move to California, I was joking! To be honest, wherever you are in the world, I’m sure someone near you is looking to make porn, so why not be the star! It’s easier for women to get into the business than men… we like watching girls, boy just fill the hole But don’t expect to earn thousands and thousands straight away, if ever! It’s not that simple, the girls that work hard do tend to do well, so if you do decided to go into this… go into it 100%!

Firstly, The age thing isn’t such a big deal… 31 is nothing really, if anything you might be considered a MILF which is no bad thing! As long as you are sexy, look after yourself and know how to fuck… and look good doing it, you will fit into our business just fine! As I suggested to the guys, I would first start by making a home movie, film yourself fucking someone… and then upload it to RedTube.com! That way you will see what reaction you get from the wanking public! I would then put together a package of sexy photos, and try the smaller production companies first… A lot of their sites have a ‘Become a pornstar’ page… use that to contact them… they will probably ask for some pics… and take it from there!

In the mean time, I would get a lot of practice in, and decided what genres you want to do and any you don’t! Will you do anal, will you just do girls… or just guys..? These are all things you will be asked if someone is interested! Email me and let me know how you get on, and if you want to upload your videos to RedTube, use this link- redtube.com/upload.

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!