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Every day we get a bunch of emails asking for Agony Allan’s sex tips and sex advice. If you have a question which is sex or porn related, contact me via this contact form.

Dear Allan,

I’m 21 and a virgin. I had plenty of opportunities to lose it when I was younger but I was raised in a Christian environment so I turned it down. Now I regret it. I don’t have problems getting a girl but I make them wait and I get left for it. My friends call it “putting the pussy on a pedestal”. Any advice as to what I should do?

My friend! Thank you very much for you email! So you are 21 and still a virgin? It’s not a biggy really, I know loads of virgins (maybe I attract them). So firstly you are not on your own… there is no real rush to lose your virginity… Especially when RedTube.com has so much free porn to offer, I wouldn’t blame you if you decided to sit at home all day and wack one off over our sexy pornstars!

Look, if you want to have sex you shouldn’t let anything hold you back! Religion, fear or friends… just go for it. You sound like a moral guy so I say to you that I would wait for someone that feels right. You have held onto your virginity for some time… don’t go pissing it up the wall at the first piece of pussy you see.

I don’t think it’s about putting ‘pussy on a pedestal’… or even having standards… I believe that you, like me, are the type of person who wants to wait until you find someone you are totally comfortable with… So do that! Wait!!! And then when you find them… FUCK THEM AS HARD AS YOU CAN!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

There is nothing like starting a monday with some sex tips or sex advice. Agony Allan is always opening for questions on sex and porn… Email me with your question via our contact form!

Today’s message reads:

Hey Allan,

Love the blog and all the hot girls. I have a question for you; if guys cum with sperm, what do women cum with???

Thanks!

That’s a great question, wouldn’t it be messy if girls came with sperm too? I don’t think I would be so keen on licking my woman out if that was the case.

So you are talking about squirting, and there has been a lot of debate over the years as to what this is… Some people say it’s pee because it comes out of the same area… But it’s not!! The fluid you see is female ejaculate, usually it’s clear in colour with no smell or taste, and very much like water in consistency. Apparently it is prostate fluid (like semen without the sperm) and it is the same liquid that keeps a chicks pussy wet (keeps it clean, smelling sexy)… If you are fingering your girl and she squirts, that’s because you have rubbed the gland vigorously!

I’m also reading online that girls can have wet dreams too, it’s all the same liquid… and NOT pee! All hail the squirting!

Hope that helps!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Today’s Agony Allan question is sat here ready for me to answer, so here we go…

Hey Allan, I need your sex advice.

Thanks Allan!

Okay, so you’re a big Fanny Farter as we like to call it here in the UK, or most commonly know as queefing! Yes, your right it’s fucking hilarious when it happens! It’s a great party trick if you can do it on command! I can also imagine, though, it can be quite off putting for your man, especially if he pulls out, about to cum all over your tits and hears a huge fart sound! How to prevent it… well scientifically queefing is when air escaps from your pussy. His thrusting during intercourse pushes air into you, which fills the space in the inner part of your pussy that has expanded from the size of his cock, so any shift in body position or a deep thrust can force that air out, resulting in the queef! So technically it’s the blokes fault! It is actually quite common, when my missus and I have been at it for ages, she sometimes lets one go… make sure you’re lubed up to max, make sure your fella gets you nice and juicy down their! The main way to prevent it is to change positions. The queefing can happen when your in a position where your pussy is high in the air. For example if you are in the doggy style position, so try and change positions and hopefully it will eliminate your problem, meaning making your sex life more excitable too!

I have also known some girls to pysically push down on their stomachs before sex to try and release air if they have major problems with queefing. But honestly queefing is one of those things girls think WAY too much of, although you fella might be getting tired of your farting sounds during sex, we dont really care anywhere near as much as you do, believe me.

So there we go, more sex tips for you! If you need sex tips or sex advice send me an email on our contact page.

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Another day, another Agony Allan! This is today’s:

Hi Allan, it’s my first time writing. My bf and I have an amazing sex life. I love oral, both giving and receiving, it’s very hard to make my bf cum during a blowjob. Any suggestions?

Well what a wonderful chick you are for caring about doing it right! I can help you! The first thing you’ve got to remember during giving a blowjob… is keep those fucking teeth AWAY! There is nothing worse than a toothy blowjob! It hurts, it feels weird and it puts you off sex for at least 24 hours… or maybe that’s just me.

Now the important thing is out of the way… let’s get down to business… if you want your guy to cum you need to make sure that he is relaxed before… don’t just go in for the kill but go slow and take your time! For me, the best blowjobs are wet… slow… and when she takes her time… they are not fast thrusts… Everyone has their own techniques, and you have to find yours, but in general it’s important to notice what feels good for him and what doesn’t feel so good. My sex advice would be to try everything that comes into your head (excuse the pun)… lick it, suck it… move up and down. You will soon get a good idea of what is turning your bloke on… and when you feel that extra bit of blood pump into his dick… intensify what ever you are doing!

A little tip from me, I love it when my girl holds the base of my cock with one hand, tickles my balls with the other whilst sucking my length and going down really deep. In fact, Im starting to get a little boner right now thinking about it!

So, that should do the trick! It’s down to you whether or not you spit or swallow!… If you swallow, he is bound to be more relaxed, he doesn’t have to worry about telling you ‘WHEN’.

I hope my sex tips have come in handy, if you need any sex advice send me an email via our contact form.

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Allan Lake… aka… Agony Allan is here! Time for another email asking for sex advice.

Dear Allan,

I’m 19 and have been out with a lot of girl’s my own age, but recently this really sexy woman who I work with has been flirting with me… She is 43! That’s the same age as my mother. I wank over the thought of fucking her, and really do think she is up for fucking me, but is she too old? Will she expect more because she has more experience?….. Help me Mr. Lake!

All aboard… The next train to Cougar town leaves now!!! My friend, this is the easiest Agony Allan question I have ever been presented with and I am so excited for you! With the invention of MILF… and nowadays the newly termed Cougars… it appears that there are a lot of older women out there who are waiting for a young guy like you to come along! Sex tips like this are so easy! Cougars are so hot, they might be older, but they try so much harder than young girls… they look after themselves and are matured in bed… Putting your dick into a MILF or Cougar is like sticking it in a little pot of heaven… Cougar sex feels like the best blowjob you ever got… It’s as if the mature lady has tougue in there and it’s licking your shaft as you push it in and out.

Dude, this what you need to do… let her flirt with you… let her lead you… let her do all work.. this could possibly be one of the greatest experiences of your life! Please don’t just report back on this one, film it for us too! I want to know everything!

If you need sex advice or maybe some sex tips, make sure you email via the contact page.

Allan Lake

Your RedTube Blog Host!