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Every day I get loads of emails asking for my sex advice and tips and I really look forward to answering them! Here is today’s question!

Hey Allan,

How can I increase my sex appeal? My girlfriend doesn’t want to have sex with me so, what should I do?

Thank you!

Your chick doesn’t want sex with you? You need some help my friend! Let’s work on a couple of steps and soon enough you will be fucking like two pigs in shit!

Firstly, you need to look half decent… make sure you spend some time grooming yourself… you are not a pussy if you clip your nails, groom your pubes or wax your back. Make sure you are appealing! You don’t have to look like Tom Cruise, but just do the best you can! Make an effort, girls really do care about that kind of thing! Make sure your clothes are nice, and you smell good! Your look is important and if you get this right, your penis is already halfway inside her.

Secondly, you need confidence… You need to stand tall, make her feel like she is with a MAN not a boy! I am a whimp, but sometimes I puff my chest up… stand strong and look like a real man, even though I really am not! Babes like a confident man, someone that believes in himself, that will give you sex appeal! Don’t put it on too much and end up looking like a douche, but don’t be afraid to act more manly than you do when you are chilling out at home wanking over RedTube!

Your Sex appeal works on an indiviual basis, and just because your current girlfriend isn’t jumping all over you, it doesn’t mean that the next girl you find won’t! Some girls have been all over me, others look like they are in pain when they touch me! It sounds soft, but you really do have to find the right connection! So use my sex advice, but if it doesn’t work with your current girl, find another! She’s not right for you!

If you need sex tips from me, email Agony Allan via our contact page!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Agony Allan is here to save you! With my sex tips and advice! You people need to listen up and realize that I am the new authority on sex, so if you need help make sure you email me via contact form! Now enough of my ego… Today’s email is from a lady who asks:

Well, I just want to ask, how could I get to have a nicer pussy, I mean, the looks. I’m not too confident to have sex because I am worried that my man would not like how my pussy looks.

 
Thanks for the email; you will see from the picture we have prepared here, 16 different pussies! Each and every one of them is beautiful, does yours look like any of them? Even if it doesn’t, I have never heard of an ugly vagina! I bet after seeing these, you realize that you are not much different to everyone else in the world…! The only thing you can decide when it comes to ‘pussy style’ is what you do with the hair around it! The hair is very important to me; it gives your area a whole definition. Why don’t you speak to your man and find out what he finds sexy… shaven, unshaven… landing strip?

The true answer to the question is… your pussy is already nice… you just need to install some confidence in yourself! Blokes don’t just concentrate on that hole; so let ya self go a bit… Stop worrying and just fucking enjoy sex and your bloke. After a while and a few fucks, you will forget that you ever had an issue with it!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Another day, and another Agony Allan… so let me give you some more sex tips!

Today’s sex advice question is:

Hey Allan,

Thanks!

Firstly… I think I have the one random pube on my penis, but it’s mainly the upper pubic area I think you want to know about, right? If you do have a hairy penis though, get it all off now, that’s weird dude!

I know, I’m a bloke, but I’ll answer for my wife. She prefers to trim (not shave) me. I find it incredibly sexy for her to be between my legs trimming my pubes, and giving me head every so often to keep me hard. I had to have a LOT of trust in her when she first did it though, the thought of her snipping my balls was unbearable!!

Some ladies like it all off… Your cock will look extra massive with no hair around it, which is a bonus! The ladies also don’t like getting the hair in their mouth. I don’t know about you, but my pubes seem to end up everywhere! I know some ladies have the mentality, that if they are smoothly shaven, then their blokes should be too. Some ladies like a smooth shaven area because it’s more clean… but surely after your fucking or foreplay session it’s good to shower, or at least wash down with a sponge or something. Shaving does not supersede cleanliness in my mind.

I think if you resemble a cave man down there, it’s a good idea to trim and make it a bit neater for your girl, I mean she wants to suck cock and not eat pubes for dessert! Right? Just give it a try and if you are going to go the full hog and shave it all, just be aware that it fucking itches like crazy!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host

Today email asking for sex tips from Agony Allan is:

I want my girlfriend to finger and lick my asshole while she gives me head as I’ve heard its a fucking great sensation when you’re about to cum. I’m afraid to ask her because she might think it’s gross. Allan, you seem very open with your other half, what’s the advice?

Firstly, thanks very much for your email! I can speak with experience about the sex advice I am giving you today mate! Yes…. it’s fucking great when your chick puts a cheeky one up there just before you blow your load……Why does it feel so hot? Well… because the pelvic floor muscles lie just beneath the surface of the anal area. These muscles are the ones that contract during orgasm!! Using a dildo, finger or tongue to massage or insert into the tushy stimulates the pelvic floor muscles and heightens overall sensations and orgasm.

So, how do you get her to do the deed then? Well, have you fingered her ass before? Maybe thats a good start? I honestly think that you just need to test the waters! Maybe during sex, just move her hand towards your ass… If she is open minded, she won’t think its gross! And if that fails, just asked her… and if she doesn’t react in the ‘right way’… laugh it off! You were only kidding! I reckon a lot of women want to do it but are just scared about what their man will say. If you are comfortable enough with your chick putting her finger up your butt anyway, then you should hopefully be able to put forward the subject! I would love to know the outcome…

Hope that helps! If you want Sex advice or Sex tips from Agony Allan, use our contact page to email in!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host