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If you need sex tips or sex advice, I am always here to help! Here is today’s email:

Dear Allan,

I love sex, I love girls, but the problem is, I’m in a wheelchair. I have been dating this girl who is the love of my life, we have been together for over 2 years. We have never tried sex but she does let me do stuff to her. I just want to know if I would be able to perform sex?

Hello and thanks for your email. Without knowing your exact disability I am not able to give exact sex advice, BUT as long as you can get hard, you can have sex! It is simple as that!

It might mean that your girlfriend has to go on top, it might be that you have to lay on your side and fuck her, but if you are anything like the guys I know that are in wheelchairs… you won’t let this obstacle get in your way. Speak to your physical therapist, tell him/her my advice and see what they think.

Your life shouldn’t be defined by your chair, espcially your sex life. Also speak with you girlfriend, find out how she feels… She may think that you are the one who is not up for sex. Let her know that you want to try it and go from there.

If you need anymore advice, feel free to email me… I am always here! Just hit me up via my contact page.

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

If you ever need sex tips or sex advice, I CAN HELP YOU! Just email me via my contact form. Here is today’s email:

Hey Allan, lately I’ve really wanted a threesome with my girlfriend and another girl. She doesn’t want to bring a third person in the bedroom, which really puts a damper on my hopes. How should I talk her into having a threesome with me?

Thanks for the email… I have something pretty controversial to say on a porn blog… You probably can’t or shouldn’t talk her into it. People should never feel pressured into things like threesomes and if she doesn’t want to do it… You are only going to make her feel uncomfortable and have negative vibes in your relationship.

If you are desperate for a threesome, then perhaps it’s time to find a new girlfriend? I’m my opinion, you shouldn’t tie yourself down in life until you have done everything you want to… You are not wrong to want a threesome, if anything… you are cool! But you can’t expect your girlfriend to agree on doing something that she really doesn’t want to!

I have a quick fix… Search ‘Threesome’ on RedTube… it will sort you out.

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Agony Allan is always here for you and your sex lives! If you need sex tips or sex advice, just email me via my contact form.

Today’s email is:

Dear Allan,

I’m sixteen years old and my girlfriend asks me to touch her G-spot when we have sex, but I don’t know where it is.

Can you help me? Thanks.

Good question and great email… Would you like me to draw you a diagram? Okay… here you go!

It’s so much easier to show you a picture than to explain, but the easiest way to find it is to put you fingers into her pussy and do a ‘come towards me’ motion. You will know when you find it because it feels smooth and she will probably make some noise!

There we go, who said diagrams are boring?!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

It’s valentines day, so instead of responding to an email I have decided to just give my advice on something important… whether you want it or not!

How to get laid on a first date… By Agony Allan:

Firstly, Pick your date wisely… If you are looking for love from this person then it’s probably not best to try and fuck them on day one. BUT if you are going with the intention of sex then pick someone who is outgoing, flirty and doesn’t hold back.

Flattery will get you everywhere… it always does. So right from the moment you meet eyes, you must put on the charm… even take it to the next level, for example “you are looking so hot tonight, it’s going to be a struggle for me to keep my hands off you”.

SKIP THE DINNER… dinner is boring… it’s not fun and is just useless foreplay… 80% of men hope to pull their date on the first night so a pretty big percentage of woman must feel the same… Skip straight to the fun. Show this girl a good time, show her that you know how to have a good time, perhaps pick an activity that involves being close… I took a first date to a climbing centre before, I had been climbing previously so she needed a lot of help… and a lot of hands on attention. You will sense from the reaction you get if she is interested…

Is she interested? If not… call it a night! Don’t be mean, but just wrap the night up in a pleasant fashion! If you feel something, then it’s time for some drinks… and perhaps some bar action will loosen both of your inhibitions. Remember, all this time… you are telling her how nice she looks, move it onto how sexy she looks.

BANG TIME – The end of the night is here, if it’s appropriate, I think it’s time for a kiss! Chances are she will want to kiss you, she hasn’t walked out on you yet!! Then comes your line “Tonight is too much fun, I love spending time with you and I don’t want it to end’… Then the rest is down to you… She might invite you back, you might invite her back… Either way… make sure your bedroom is clean and tidy… but not too tidy. She probably already knows it, but you can’t let her know your intention was always to get her home… because that’s just wrong!

Try it!

We will do more sex tips and sex advice later in the week, so if you have a problem you want help with, email me via my contact form!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Agony Allan is aways here for you to ask about sex tips or sex advice that you might need… just email me via my contact form. Here is today’s email:

Dear Allan,

I want to start role-playing.  How do I incorporate that into my regular sex life with my boyfriend since neither one of us has tried it before and want to start slow? Thanks for your help!

Role-play is fun… But the key is to make it fun! Seeing each other dressed up will make you both laugh and smile but thats fine! Role-play sex isn’t about trying to win an oscar nomination, it’s about trying to spice up your sex life and make things more interesting.

You both need to discuss which scenarios turn you both on, come up with a simple storyline before sex and work from there. Perhaps you might say ‘Okay, let’s start with you as my boss in the office, I am new and have done something wrong… so you have to pull me to one side and tell me off…’ and take it from there.

Even if you laugh, don’t come out of character, once you get deep into sex… you can then let go and do your own thing. I would love to hear what happens, so please let me know which role-play idea you end up going for!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!