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Agony Allan is always here for you and your sex lives! If you need sex tips or sex advice, just email me via my contact form.

Today’s email is:

Dear Allan,

I’m sixteen years old and my girlfriend asks me to touch her G-spot when we have sex, but I don’t know where it is.

Can you help me? Thanks.

Good question and great email… Would you like me to draw you a diagram? Okay… here you go!

It’s so much easier to show you a picture than to explain, but the easiest way to find it is to put you fingers into her pussy and do a ‘come towards me’ motion. You will know when you find it because it feels smooth and she will probably make some noise!

There we go, who said diagrams are boring?!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

It’s valentines day, so instead of responding to an email I have decided to just give my advice on something important… whether you want it or not!

How to get laid on a first date… By Agony Allan:

Firstly, Pick your date wisely… If you are looking for love from this person then it’s probably not best to try and fuck them on day one. BUT if you are going with the intention of sex then pick someone who is outgoing, flirty and doesn’t hold back.

Flattery will get you everywhere… it always does. So right from the moment you meet eyes, you must put on the charm… even take it to the next level, for example “you are looking so hot tonight, it’s going to be a struggle for me to keep my hands off you”.

SKIP THE DINNER… dinner is boring… it’s not fun and is just useless foreplay… 80% of men hope to pull their date on the first night so a pretty big percentage of woman must feel the same… Skip straight to the fun. Show this girl a good time, show her that you know how to have a good time, perhaps pick an activity that involves being close… I took a first date to a climbing centre before, I had been climbing previously so she needed a lot of help… and a lot of hands on attention. You will sense from the reaction you get if she is interested…

Is she interested? If not… call it a night! Don’t be mean, but just wrap the night up in a pleasant fashion! If you feel something, then it’s time for some drinks… and perhaps some bar action will loosen both of your inhibitions. Remember, all this time… you are telling her how nice she looks, move it onto how sexy she looks.

BANG TIME – The end of the night is here, if it’s appropriate, I think it’s time for a kiss! Chances are she will want to kiss you, she hasn’t walked out on you yet!! Then comes your line “Tonight is too much fun, I love spending time with you and I don’t want it to end’… Then the rest is down to you… She might invite you back, you might invite her back… Either way… make sure your bedroom is clean and tidy… but not too tidy. She probably already knows it, but you can’t let her know your intention was always to get her home… because that’s just wrong!

Try it!

We will do more sex tips and sex advice later in the week, so if you have a problem you want help with, email me via my contact form!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Agony Allan is aways here for you to ask about sex tips or sex advice that you might need… just email me via my contact form. Here is today’s email:

Dear Allan,

I want to start role-playing.  How do I incorporate that into my regular sex life with my boyfriend since neither one of us has tried it before and want to start slow? Thanks for your help!

Role-play is fun… But the key is to make it fun! Seeing each other dressed up will make you both laugh and smile but thats fine! Role-play sex isn’t about trying to win an oscar nomination, it’s about trying to spice up your sex life and make things more interesting.

You both need to discuss which scenarios turn you both on, come up with a simple storyline before sex and work from there. Perhaps you might say ‘Okay, let’s start with you as my boss in the office, I am new and have done something wrong… so you have to pull me to one side and tell me off…’ and take it from there.

Even if you laugh, don’t come out of character, once you get deep into sex… you can then let go and do your own thing. I would love to hear what happens, so please let me know which role-play idea you end up going for!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Here is another email from someone after sex tips and advice:

Dear Allan,

I am currently fifteen years old, and in a fairly serious relationship. We are both virgins, and she seems pretty keen on the idea of us having sex when we’re sixteen. Our birthdays are both in June. Of course I want to have sex, and she obviously does too.

However, I don’t know. I have a dry sort of rash on the inside of my left thigh, at about sack height. If we do have sex, she will notice and it’s really ugly and quite large. If I say I don’t want sex, she might think it’s her fault, and I don’t want that.

I thought I could ask you if you have come across/heard of anything like it, and could tell me how to get rid of it before I’m sixteen.

Please reply ASAP, thank you very much.

Thanks for the email, it’s cool that you are both waiting until you hit 16 to do the deed. Rashes are really common, especially in ‘that area’. It gets pretty hot and sweaty down there for most of us, so don’t think that you are the only one!

With things like this, the answer has always got to be – Go see your doctor… They will take a look and either give you some kind of cream that will clear you up or send you to a dermatologist. They deal with skin and will certainly be able to help.

I totally understand your confidence issue here and we all have parts of our body that we are not comfortable with, a dermatologist will definitely help you. Doctors see different parts of the body all day long, so it’s no issue and 100% confidential. Please let me know how it goes!

If you need sex tips or some sex advice, email me via my contact form!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Here is another email from someone wanting sex advice from Agony Allan!

Hey Allan,

I have a strange question for your blog. Should I be worried that I think about Daniel Craig every time I have sex with my boyfriend? It sounds stupid, but I close my eyes and all I can see is him! That can’t be right?

Thanks for your great email! And this really is a great email. You think about Daniel Craig every time you fuck him? Well as long as he doesn’t know, I wouldn’t worry. It’s pretty common that we think about other people during sex… not usually all the time but I guess if you are a massive James Bond fan then that is why.

I honestly wouldn’t let it concern you, perhaps your boyfriend reminds you of him, either way… the chances are that he doesn’t always think about you during sex. On a different note, have you thought about playing dress-up? Him as Bond and you as Pussy Galore? Take your fantasy that little bit further!

If you are in need of sex tips or sex advice from me, just email via my contact form!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!