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Agony Allan time! I, Allan Lake help you with sex tip and sex advice. If you have a question, email me via my contact form.

Today’s emails is:

Yo Allan,

Ugh, the guy I have been dating will not shut the hell up during sex! He’s always directing me (‘do this…do that’) or giving a play-by-play of every second (‘I love seeing your breasts bounce, blah blah blah’). How do I politely tell him to BE QUIET? – wishing I was deaf…

Annoying! I know what you mean, some girls are the same to be honest. My wife is perfect, a little moaning and groaning… telling me what’s good, But that’s all I hear.

I have the answer for you… this is what you say ‘I want to try something really sexy I read about online… sex… but we are not allowed to talk at all during it… silent sex. It’s really sensual and lets our bodies respond to each other naturally without needing to say anything…’ Once you’ve tried it, tell him ‘It really turned me on, saying nothing but just communicating by touch’.

Guys have big egos in bed, so if he thinks that he is doing something better, he will keep doing it! Let me know what happens!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host

Today’s question warrants an immediate answer! If you want sex tips or sex advice from Agony Allan, just email via the contact form.

Hey Allan,

I’ve just started seeing this new girl and after she’s blown me, she tries to kiss me with the cum still in her mouth.

I’m not against the idea, I just don’t want her to think that I am gay if I do kiss her back. Any advice?

Thanks for the email, it’s called a snowball and although we have all tasted our own cum at some point (right??), it’s not something that I am really into but it is really common. It doesn’t make you gay by having your own cum in your mouth, if it was your best mates then you might want to worry.

Listen, if you wanna try it… try it… she’s isn’t going to think you are gay. It’s no more gay than when my wife sticks the occasional finger up my ass in the ‘heat of the moment’. I say go for it!

Allan Lake
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Here is a fella who really needs my sex advice, so let’s just jump straight in and help this dude out with some sex tips.

Hi Allan,

I have been going out with my girlfriend for six years and have two kids with her. She has only started giving be blowjobs in the last year and she always makes me wear a condom. I have asked to not use a condom but she says she doesn’t likes the lube the cock makes and it’s alright for men they don’t have to put it in inside their mouths, any ideas?

I’m always clean and always go down on her! Should I just put a bag on her pussy next time I lick her out.

Ha ha, no… don’t put a bag on her pussy! Just because you lick her out, it doesn’t mean that she has to do the same for you. Sex isn’t a deal which needs bargaining. You should both do what feels right, but I do get your point and blowjobs do feel nicer when it’s mouth on skin.

Here is what you do: Talk to her.. the dick doesn’t make any ‘lube’… it’s spit from her mouth, that is what I guess she is referring to. Tell her that it would be really nice if she would give it a go, just once… Tell her that you won’t cum in her mouth and that you just want to experiment sexually. Obviously make sure you are clean, but pitch it like this ‘I want to start trying new things, it would be great if you did this… What would you like me to try out on you?’.

Let me know how it goes, if you want sex tips or sex advice from Agony Allan just drop me an email via my contact form.

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Today’s Agony Allan email is about getting your confidence back after breaking up with someone.

Hi Allan,

I’m new to this blog. I’ve read some of your advice posts and I’ve decided to ask for some help.

The problem is, after breaking with my gf I’ve kinda lost self confidence. I’m only 22 but it bothers me a lot. There’s a girl I’m keen on so I was wondering if you can suggest anything to regain self confidence, maybe some advice on how to become more attractive to girls. Any suggestions on how to make girl “want” me would be awesome.

Thanks for your time.

You really shouldn’t be worried about trying to change yourself so girls start to like you, that’s not the problem. The issue we are dealing with here is you have lost confidence in yourself and ability to attract girls because you have been burnt by your ex girlfriend.

If buying some new clothes, smelling nice and having a make over gets your confidence back, then do it. We have all been there, my advice would be put yourself out into the market again. Start to flirt with girls whether online or in person, pretend to yourself that you are confident… look yourself in the mirror and and say ‘I’ve pulled girls before, nothings changed, I can do the same again’. Even if it’s an act, see it through. The more you say it, the more you start to believe it and it becomes true.

It’s all in your head, so by following my simple steps you will be back in the game within no time! Got a question or need sex tips or sex advice? Email me via my contact form.

Allan Lake
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Sex Advice and Sex Tips are always on hand from your friend Agony Allan, if you want to ask a question just email via my contact form. This is today’s email:

I need help.. My gf and I have been wanting to do it for a while, but every time I try to enter her, she complains that’s it’s too tight and it hurts. What can I do about this? Appreciate the help. Thanx.

I’m not sure if she is a virgin or not, but if she is young and new to sex it’s very normal for the girl to be tight. If she has never had a dick up there before, or you are bigger than a previous guy… it is probably going to hurt.

The only real advice for this type of question is that you use lube, and you should use lots of it. When you get inside her, go really slow so it hurts less. Also, after a few times she will get more ‘loose’ down there so this won’t last forever!
And make her feel comfortable so she can really relax and get into it.

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!