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This game is a bit like that retro ping pong… tennis game that we had in the 80′s! Remember that? Okay, just me then! It’s pretty simple to work out after you have stared at it for 3 hours like I did, thinking ‘How the fuck do I get this game to work… what do I do??? I could have had 40 wanks in the time I’ve taken to get this thing going’… Well I am proud of myself, because after pressing the help button and getting what looked like Norwegian… I worked out that it’s not the mouse you have to click, you use the ARROW KEYS!

So in this sexy game, you use those keys to split parts of the board off and make the sexy chick appear!… She’s actually more of a biker girl… And I have no idea what that dude standing behind her is trying to do!!  If you get hit by one of those weird bottle top things, you loose a life! Okay, this might not look like the worlds most exciting game, but it’s addictive and everyone likes a feisty biker girl… right?

Oh fuck off and have a wank then if you are going to be like that…

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Remember those dudes that steal all your cash when the fair comes to town? Those douche bags that have the three cups, and you have to guess which one the ball is under… Well if you ever manage to win it… you usually only get some shitty cuddly toy to give the girlfriend.

Well, check out this Hentai Ninja girl in this sexy game… Hentai has never been so fucking cool or sexy! I love it so much that I am considering doing a whole week of Hentai posts! So in this game, keep your eye on the ball… click on the cup you think it’s under… and you win! The prize?? The Hentai Ninja chick takes some clothes off! I know, it’s sweet!

Let me know how naked you manage to get her!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

You know those games you give young kids where you have to put the right sized block into the right sized hole… well this is the porno game version! You have to get the right coloured girl into the right coloured hole basically… It’s harder than the fucking rubik’s cube I keep next to me in the radio studio… sometimes the callers to my show get really boring!

I can’t complete this sexy game and it’s REALLY fucking annoying me… The Circle of Love is impossible!!! Or is it? Please put me out of my misery and let me know how to complete this game! It’s driving me fucking nuts! Surely a pornstar game should make me smile, not cry!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

We’ve all done it before, some girl with MASSIVE tits has sat next to you on the train and you’ve stared far too long and the fucker has caught you! Awkward! I mean, where do you look after that!… you can’t look at those tits anymore! So let’s train you up in your lust for bust spotting, only amateurs get caught!

In this game, you have to ogle the tits of your best friends sister! BUT, make sure you move his head away before you get caught red handed! Titty spotting is tricky… but get it right my young apprentice… and you too can be a Jedi Knight of the tits world, just like me!

Enjoy the view in this sexy game!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host