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Sexy Poll Results time on the blog! Last week I asked you all about your New Year’s resolutions… And here are your results:

My ‘Porno’ New year’s resolution is…:

Have more sex with my chick 48%
Find a new chick 24%
Wank More 18%
Wank Less 10%

So most of you just want to have more sex, that’s my New Year’s resolution… Well it was actually to have sex everyday. Only problem I have right now is my wife is not anywhere near me for the next week and I know she would be really upset if I broke my resolution

24% of you guys are into finding a new chick all together… 18% are going to be on RedTube more and 10% are going to be here less by the looks of the voting. Guys, don’t wank less… it’s healthy to keep the pipes moving down there!

Vote in this weeks poll right now, I am asking which body part would you like to try out for a day!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Sad times now on the blog, this is my final Christmas Post! It’s okay, from tomorrow we will get all ‘New Year’ on your ass!

So last week in the blog poll I asked you to complete this sentence: All I want for Christmas is..?

A naked chick… In my bed 55%

A job at RedTube! 31%

A couple more inches on my dick… 10%

A free pass to cheat on my partner 4%

I’m glad to hear than only a minority of you wanted the ‘cheating present’…

‘A job at RedTube’ was a high fly-er in this weeks poll. I can understand that. Trust me, it’s the best gig in the world. I’ve just got back from a printers in Florida who gave us a nice discount just because we write about tits and pussy for a living.

55% of you wanted a naked chick in your bed on Christmas day… pretty hard to wrap but I hope you mangaged to get it! Everyone at RedTube wishes you a happy holidays and from tomorrow we will be celebrating New Year so Goodbye XXX-mas, Hello 2011.

Allan Lake
RedTube Blog Host!

It’s time for last weeks poll results… we asked you:

What do you call a ladies ‘Private Parts’?

Pussy 76%
Vagina 11%
Love Slot 5%
Cunt 5%
Snatch 3%

This has been my favourite sexy poll so far and of course the winner is pussy! All hail pussy! It’s my favourite, my second favourite has got to be a snatch, maybe it’s a British thing!

Please own up in the comments below if you’re in the 11% that call their ladie’s bits ‘Vagina’… That’s about as sexy as kissing the queen! I’ve been trying to think of sexy and dirty ways to use it… so far this is the best “let me stick my big cock in your juicy Vagina” YUCK! It’s not sexy, stop it!

Take part in this weeks christmas special poll and you will get the results next week!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

It’s Christmas time so everyone gets to make a Christmas wish, so that’s what we did in last weeks RedTube Blog Poll!

I asked you to complete this sentence… I wish my girl/guy would…

fuck more! – 52%

do anal! – 24%

suck better! – 8%

fuck better! – 8%

‘Fuck more’ is the obvious one, we all wish that so let’s concentrate on ‘Anal Sex’! 24% of our voters said that they wish they would get more anal sex…

I would love to hear from guys that are really into anal because it’s something that I have never really bothered trying!

Those who are into anal sex with their girls are usually more obsessed than just ‘into’… I have a friend that spent months talking his girl into anal sex, finally she said yes and nowadays it is the only sex they bother having! Is it really that good? Comment below and let me know what you think!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Sexy Poll results time…. but before that, make sure you vote in the brand new poll on the blog now about your sex lives!

So last week we put the world up against its self in a poll all about which places fuck like a pornstar and which fuck like a crack whore (that’s bad usually)

Girls from (fill in the gap) bang the best…:

Europe 33%
USA 28%
South America 13%
Britain 8%
Asia 8%
Africa 5%
Australia 5%

I would defiantly say British, but can you believe that I’ve only actually fucked British girls?! I’ve mixed it up though with England and Wales…. never tried a bit of Northern Ireland or Scotland! Technically the UK is in Europe, but I’m sure the rest of Europe fucks ‘differently’ to the British. In Amsterdam the girls looked like they could pull some punches in the sack, but I get the impression European chicks might need too much attention for my liking, Once I’ve cum, I just want to sit back and watch Eastenders (that’s a line that only the Brits will get). The picture up top is Pornstar Melissa Lauren, she’s french! Well done Europe… I mean us We can’t forget Europe’s little gem, Sandra Shine:

USA came second in my poll, there is so much choice for you guys out there! California girls look like they could put a smile on anyones face… Florida girls are just fucking horny… South America is a well deserved third place I guess, I’ve seen a lot of Latino porn like Lupe Fuentes… Her pussy is like a machine. Here we are together:

The rest of the world needs to buck its ideas up and start fucking better, please feel free to comment below and tell me the poll is wrong… But Australia… I thought ‘down under’ meant something else!!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!