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If only this was really true, edible tits! I would never have to go food shopping again!

I saw a pic online before of a chip that was shaped like jesus, but this to me is even more impressive… cakes shaped like perfect tits! YUMMY!!!

If you see a funny porn pic online, send me a link via my contact form so I can share it with the rest of the world!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

Each week I dispense sex tips and sex advice to the world on my blog! If you need any help just email me via my contact form and I will do my best to advise! This is today’s email:

Hi Allan,

Quick question… Why is my left boob bigger that my right one? It’s not by much and I have been screened by a doctor recently but felt too nervous to ask him so am asking you instead.

Thanks!

Good email and a good question. Firstly, if you are worried about something like this… Ask a doctor because it’s better to be safe than sorry.

Okay, this is an easy reply… It’s normal! The majority of chicks have one tit larger than the other. It’s just the way we were born. Unless it isn’t a major difference, then I wouldn’t worry about it. Like I said, most girls have it… and boys don’t care!

If you are unhappy with it, go see someone and get advice… Cosmetic surgery isn’t the answer… but it might be an option if it’s really bothering you.

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

I don’t really play on video games… I’ve have a PlayStation 3, but I mainly use that to stream porn to… HD CUMSHOT BABY! But this new gaming controller might just convince me to get playing again:

These gaming tits look a bit distracting though, I’m not sure I would get past the first level of the game with these in my face

If you find a funny porn pic online, share it with the world by sending me the URL using my Contact Form.

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

It’s time for another Agony Allan! If you have a question about sex or porn and need my help, email me via our contact form! This is today’s email:

Hey Allan,

I’m a 23 year old woman and I’ve got low confidence in myself sexually because I’ve got small boobs. I don’t have a partner, but if I do have sex with someone, I find myself covering up my tits during it.

I’ve got it into my head that guys don’t like girls with small boobs, Am I right? What can I do?

Thanks for your email, It’s down to the individual guy… As some famous chick once said ‘Beauty is in the eye of the beholder’… RedTube has thousands of girls naked and getting fucked, but do I find everyone of them attractive? No, but I guarantee you that for every girl I don’t fancy, there are 1000 guys that do!
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We are back at Exxxotica 2010… with more tits, pussy and ass than any other Porn Blog:

We start with Pornstar Courtney Cummz, mainly because she let me touch her perfect tits… about twelve time! Man, I could probably of had her pussy too! I nearly killed the cameraman when he missed the nipple slip… but Courtney Cummz was more than happy to do a retake… I’m flattered that she would let me take her home and fuck her… But I am a very busy man… Oh Courtney, thanks for the cock rub… it needed warming up!

Now onto someone very very special…. Coed Nikki! A small girl… with big tits… and a dirty mind! She already has videos on RedTube. Check her out on coednikki.com. She’s the type of pornstar I wouldn’t just fuck, I’d end up marrying this little sex pot! You should defiantly join up on her site, she is up and coming… I can’t wait to try reverse cowgirl for real!

Finally we met some big RedTube fans and talked all about GILF porn! Great! I love all our fans!

Allan Lake
RedTube Blog Host!