I’ve flirted with some girls in my time but this one is just so fussy! Its worth it in the end although only if you managed to complete it. So you’ve been out on a date with this slag Christie, ...
My favorite sexual position is “A Lot”28 minutes ago
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Dear Pussy, Been thinking about you all day Sincerely, Penis3 hours ago