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Agony Allan is back once again with more sex tips and advice for our millions of faithful blog readers! If you have a question about anything sex related, email me via our Contact Page!

Todays email reads:

Allan Dude, I need to stop wanking so much! I have been masturbating for the past 1.5 years almost everyday, I need to give it up! Help me!

Thanks for your email… this is a nice and simple one! No, you fucking don’t have to give it up… Otherwise RedTube’s business model goes down the drain and we are all out looking for new jobs In all seriousness, there is no such thing as masturbating too much. Once a day is fine, it keeps everything downstairs well oiled and makes sure that it’s all working!

The only time I would advice on doing it less is when you actually have someone to fuck! Wanking too much whilst you are in a relationship can sometimes cause what I like to call ‘I can’t be bothered to cum again’ syndrome… In other words, if you expect to have a shag on your lunch break, don’t have a wank in the morning, you don’t want to tire yourself out!

Wank as much as you like! Wanking is good!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

I’m Allan Lake and I’m here to give you sex advice and sex tips and answer any questions about porn! If you have a question for Agony Allan… Send it in via our contact form!

Hey Allan,

I love RedTube and I spend hours wanking over it every week! I wank so much that I am getting bored! I am looking for ways to spice it up a bit… Do you have any advice?

Thanks!

Masturbation is fucking great! I’m married, I have a great sex life… but still… you just cannot beat a good wank every now and then! So I completely understand what you mean, it can get boring just pumping your fist. So let me share some knowledge with you that I have picked up! Firstly… The ‘sitting on your hand thing’ doesn’t work for me, and it doesn’t feel like someone else is tossing you off… it just hurts your hand!

Okay, so you are logged onto RedTube, you have got two pornstars fucking each other really hard in some hardcore porn. Let’s see what we can do with that cock of yours… This one sounds gay porno, but I bet most of your mates have tried it even though they won’t admit it. As you wank, with the other hand, put your index finger up your asshole! Trust me, if you do it as you are spunking your load…. FUCK…. its good!

Agony Allan Masturbation technique number two involves a shit load of baby oil, laying on your back and doing as you do best… Wank! This might sound boring, but trust me… do this properly and it’s good! So cover your cock in as much baby oil as you can… lay on your back and pump ya dick as usual… BUT just as you feel like you are going to cum… LET GO! Give it a 20 seconds… go fast again…. then as you are about to cum…. STOP!! It’s fucking awesome! It gets to a point when you can’t stop, and you blow your load… but be warned… you will cover anything within a mile radius with jizz! And it feels so good!

To my readers, feel free to add some wanking ideas below! I’m spent!

Allan Lake
Your RedTube Blog Host!

So we crossed RedTube Blog boundaries the other day and went a little gay according to some of my mates who read this… I was only trying to help by suggesting some new wanking techniques. But fuck it, who cares what people think? I’ve done more research and here are my final wanking tips:
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I can’t believe I haven’t done this post before, it’s been staring me in the face! What’s one thing that we all do here on RedTube? Wank!

So why the picture of the pussy? Well you are going to need some good material to focus on as I have been trawling the Internet looking for wanking techniques that maybe you haven’t tried before, or maybe like me, you only know the one way! Well its time to try something new!

Virtual Vagina:

This one sounds good, it’s like fucking a pussy without a woman in sight! This is what the Internet says you need to do
“Lie down on your side and grab your penis from the left side rather than the right. To do this, rotate your wrist so your thumb is pointing down. Roll over further and brace your hand against the bed, and thrust your penis in and out of your hand. This closely mimics the movements of intercourse.”

Apparently, it feels like you are actually screwing a real pussy, although putting all you body weight on your arm is going to hurt right?
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